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Tue, Feb. 10th, 2004, 01:01 am
johnbot: (no subject)

Tossers: The last remaining smokable bit of a cigarette, which would otherwise be tossed away if not for the nagging request of one's smoking companion.

Usage: Hey, can I have tossers? What do you mean, I have to edit my post first?

Wed, Jan. 14th, 2004, 06:03 pm
anjori: (no subject)

Japanabama: Used to reference the location of a psychotic compulsive liar who makes up stories about where he or she is, despite damning evidence and common sense pointing to the contrary. Scientists presume that Japanabama is a colony of dishonest scoundrels in a parallel universe that does not quite lend itself to accurate traceroute results.

Usage: Snacks claims he's in Japan, but this IP address traces back to Alabama. I guess he must have gone to Japanabama.

Please note: The above definition, as it references a private conflict with another individual, has been removed. Please ensure that you do not use non-words such as this in your vocabulary unless proper copyright clearances have been received.

Also, note that years of being a good friend may be summarily tossed aside for travesties such as these.

Thank you.


Sun, Jan. 4th, 2004, 02:15 pm
anjori: (no subject)


mattersculpture: A politically sensitive term used to describe a figure of a person made from packed snow, usually formed by piling large snowballs on top of each other. (What most would refer to as a snowman.)*

*While most would use snowperson to be politically correct, it was decided that not even this is gender neutral as snowperson is still greared towards males, just as snowperdaughter would be towards womyn. It was also decided that snow refers to things which are cold and frigid, which would be a slant towards femininity (particularly white women), so that too was replaced. Thus we have the term mattersculpture.

Usage: Get outside and build me a mattersculpture, or you're grounded!

Sun, Jan. 4th, 2004, 02:12 pm
johnbot: (no subject)

artistic: An attribute necessary in titty shots in order to prevent one from being a filthy pervert by looking at them. Note: The position of artistic merit judge has already been filled.

Usage: My breasts are artistic because I like to pretend that the angles and lighting in the image will prevent you from masturbating all over it.

Sun, Jan. 4th, 2004, 02:10 pm
johnbot: (no subject)

Snacks: One who is of low intelligence and moral fibre, but is persistent in his claims that he is neither. Often congregates in his youth at adults-only journalling communities, later moving into politics.

Usage: Dear Snacks,

You are a stupid liar. Please go play in traffic.

(Your Abuse Team here)

Sun, Jan. 4th, 2004, 01:58 pm
anjori: (no subject)

cockazoid (derived from caucasoid)

   A member of the Caucasian racial classification. Not in scientific use.

Usage: You must be a dumb cockazoid if you have time to sit around and create a whole bunch of new words.

Sun, Jan. 4th, 2004, 01:48 pm
anjori: (no subject)

On the inside: A term used to describe someone who may be one thing (male, female, black, white, etc), but is really whatever they want to be... on the inside. Most commonly used to express a characteristic or trait that no one will expect.

Usage: I'm a white man, but I'm really actually black... on the inside. That way no one expects that I'm black.

Sun, Jan. 4th, 2004, 01:46 pm
anjori: (no subject)

vvhorgasm: The climax that leads to the conception of a child at 6 years of age. Most frequently this behavior takes place in compulsive liars.

Sun, Jan. 4th, 2004, 01:45 pm
anjori: (no subject)

googlepenis: A visually stimulating depiction of a penis that one claims as belonging to them self, when in reality it is not actually their own. Said visually stimulating depictions can often be obtained from Google™'s image engine at http://images.google.com

Usage: This Canadian I know sent me a visually stimulating depiction of his penis. I got worked up because he led me to believe he had a giant penis. Then, I later found out that it wasn't really his. He had found it on Google™ and sent it to me. He sent me a bloody googlepenis!

Sun, Jan. 4th, 2004, 01:43 pm
anjori: (no subject)

vaganus: Most often used as a descriptor of an uncommon female disorder in which a linkage occurs between the vagina and the anus, causing drunken whores to expel their unborn fetuses at a high velocity. This often causes developmental problems with the baby. There is also documentation of a few rare cases in which the female is able to get pregnant by manually stimulating her vaganus.

Usage: I met this girl the other day. She was really awesome, so I asked her on a date. Afterward, we went back to her place to have sex. I wanted anal, but it wasn't possible because she has a vaganus. You could run a freight train up in that shit and it wouldn't touch the sides.